As Quarter 1 of the 2025-2026 school year officially ended, many ACHS students noticed strange occurrences across both campuses. From resonance fluctuations to the appearance of mysterious eggs, it’s...
On Oct. 23, 1:59 p.m., Alexandria City Public Schools announced plans to introduce a new experimental policy called “Learn and Lunch.” It will be voted on by the governance committee on Dec. 25, 2025.
Learn...
Cassandra (17 years old): My parents want me to go to an Ivy League college, but I’m not so sure I want to. What should I do?
Answer: Dear Cassandra, since you do not seem to have opened your third...
On Sep. 18, 2025, the ACHS students received devastating news that the Wi-Fi password had been changed. Widespread chaos ensued. Students frantically searched for answers, asking if anyone knew the Wi-Fi...
Alexandrian Phone Posse for no Segregation (APPS), a new anti-discrimination union run by phones, just launched a large-scale lawsuit against the Youngkin Administration for “intolerable bigotry by the...
Following an excellent showing at the club fair, it’s clear that the Alexandria City High School community is continuing to provide a unique assortment of student organizations. Students of all grades...
The first week of school took a turn for the worse on Wednesday, August 20 when Patricia Evertson's AP Environmental Science class was brutally attacked by yellowjackets during an outdoor biodiversity...
Over the last week, 18 students have been apprehended attempting to skip their class at the King St. campus during the transition to Minnie Howard. Administrators are still trying to find the motives of...
The Minecraft Movie’s recent release has fascinated an entire generation of children with coal mining, subsequently causing an influx of adolescents aged 3-19 to migrate to West Virginia, revitalizing...
In a stunning reversal, President Donald Trump and Vice President JD Vance apologized to Volodymyr Zelenskyy, the President of Ukraine, for their hostile behavior during an Oval Office meeting in February.
In...
[BREAKING] On Tuesday, April 1, Alexandria City High School fell into disarray after a swarm of vampires invaded the King Street campus. Officials are still unsure how and why the takeover occurred, though...
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