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April Fools Objects
April Fools Objects
Rablo Pruz Crivera, Editor
Students are frightened by recent vampire attacks at ACHS. From left: junior Cax  Marpenter, super senior Rablo Pruz Crivera, junior Meo Laucieri.
Vampires Overtake School, Administration Unphased
Savanah Shadow, Editor
Elon Pledges to ‘Make ACHS Great Again’
Elon Pledges to ‘Make ACHS Great Again’
Chester Cheese and Johannes Klip Henrendo
The battle of Fulsum Puntot, or "Fools' Point." / Image in public domain
History of April Fools
Srsfst Aumith, Staff Writer
News
Current George Mason Elementary School marked in red pen. | Image accessed via Google Street View
George Mason Modernization Stirs Controversy
Casey Donahue, Editor in Chief • March 26, 2025
School Budget Debates Cause Controversy
School Budget Debates Cause Controversy
March 7, 2025
Scheduling: What’s Next?
Scheduling: What’s Next?
March 6, 2025
Five Northern Virginia School Districts Under Federal Investigation for Transgender Policies
Five Northern Virginia School Districts Under Federal Investigation for Transgender Policies
March 6, 2025
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Spotlight
Sheikh Younhs attended ACHS’ 11th annual Iftar Event Friday, March 14. / Graphic by Arafat Somith and Rozalia Finkelstein for Theogony
Ramadan Mubarak, Titans!
Arafat Somith, Staff Writer • March 26, 2025
SlimeGetEm takes a photo on junior Bruke Wonite's phone at a recent concert. / Image courtesy of Bruke Wonite
DMV Rappers Don’t Play: A Review of ‘GetEm’ by SlimeGetEm
Max Carpenter, Satire Editor • March 6, 2025
Senior Shulamite Yawson performs a Ghanaian dance at ACHS’ annual Black History Month showcase.
Black History Showcase Celebrates Students
Rozalia Finkelstein, Editor • March 5, 2025
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‘People Hate what Breaks the Mold’: A Spotlight on Al Ward
Rozalia Finkelstein, Editor • March 5, 2025
Sports
Medrano poses with Coach Chris Marshall and David Paladin, after reaching 100 wins. / Photo courtesy of Gabriel Elias
Naria Medrano: First Female Wrestler to Reach 100 Wins
Liam Brown, Staff Writer • March 20, 2025
Duke University is a No. 1 seed in March Madness this year. / Photo by D. Myles Cullen
March Madness Upset Alerts
March 19, 2025
Millie Bawcombe in motion at practice perfecting her spin technique. Photo taken by Coach Rodney Johnson
Millie Bawcombe Throws Herself into Track & Field Scene
March 10, 2025
Opinion
Graphic by Isabel Shultz
Debunking DEI
Isabel Shultz, Staff writer • March 12, 2025
The parking garage at the front of the King St. campus is reserved for teachers.
Addressing the Nightmare: Student and Staff Parking
March 6, 2025
Senior guard Tarik Sesay gets ready to shoot a freesthrow / @jb.flicks_ on Instagram
Boys Basketball Looking Ahead to Next Season
March 6, 2025
The Beet
April Fools Objects
April Fools Objects
Rablo Pruz Crivera, Editor • April 1, 2025
Students are frightened by recent vampire attacks at ACHS. From left: junior Cax  Marpenter, super senior Rablo Pruz Crivera, junior Meo Laucieri.
Vampires Overtake School, Administration Unphased
April 1, 2025
Elon Pledges to ‘Make ACHS Great Again’
Elon Pledges to ‘Make ACHS Great Again’
April 1, 2025
Multimedia
A Tale of Gender Neutral Bathrooms
A Tale of Gender Neutral Bathrooms
Isabel Shultz, Staff Writer • March 31, 2025
Unwrapped E2: ACHS Reacts to Assad's Fall
Unwrapped E2: ACHS Reacts to Assad’s Fall
March 30, 2025
Unwrapped E1: Intercampus Transportation
Unwrapped E1: Intercampus Transportation
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