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The Beet, America’s leading source of content, is a reluctant subsidiary of Theogony. (A journalistic maverick, The Beet is beholden to no other entity.) It publishes topical editorials, insightful and investigative news stories, advice columns, reviews, and video.

Recipient of four Pulitzer Prizes, three Gerald Ford Journalism Prizes for Distinguished Reporting, two Academy Awards, and a Nobel Prize for Peace, The Beet humbly donates its winnings to finding the truth about the Apollo moon landings each year.

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