Kiran Pippin-Mathur

You Are Cordially Invited to Corona Thanksgiving!

November 24, 2020

Come one, come all! Hereby everyone who is currently reading these words is invited to my Corona Thanksgiving celebration, or as I call it: Thanks-Corona-for-ruining-my-life. Please save the applause until the end, I know I’m absolutely hilarious (If any SNL intern is reading this please just hire me already, I know you want to, I have lots of funny jokes like these I swear. I also take tips, provided in cash or Starbucks Gift Cards).

New T.C. Renovations for Overcrowding

April 1, 2020

Overcrowding has always been a big issue in T.C. Williams, but most of us have actually gotten used to it. We have all experienced problems with it, such as: slowly trudging down one stairwell during the fire drills, accidentally body-slamming someone in the hall or awkwardly stepping on the back of people’s shoes.

Wilson Wins National Teacher of the Year Award

January 28, 2020

T.C. teacher Kimberly Wilson was recently honored with the National Teacher of the Year Award. This award is sponsored by the Association for Career and Technical Education.

How to Hide From Your Family These Holidays

December 12, 2019

The holidays are about bringing the family together and enjoying what you have. Too much of a good thing, however, can easily become a bad thing. It is easy to get bored of sitting through another argument about politics, kids throwing food at each other and your grandfather putting yet another serving of mashed potatoes onto your plate (love you Granddad.) When you need to get away from it all, use these foolproof tips on how to hide from your family during the holidays.

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You Are Cordially Invited to Corona Thanksgiving!

New T.C. Renovations for Overcrowding

Wilson Wins National Teacher of the Year Award

How to Hide From Your Family These Holidays

The Beet’s New Advisory Schedule

Effortless Halloween Costumes to Dress Up As (Just bring personality)

Losers Week

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