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The Student News Site of Alexandria City High School

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Poor man being terrorized by known reptilian George W. Bush.

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Oswald Clinton, Truth Seeker October 7, 2025

Cassandra (17 years old): My parents want me to go to an Ivy League college, but I’m not so sure I want to. What should I do? Answer: Dear Cassandra, since you do not seem to have opened your third...

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