Theogony

Class Action Discrimination Lawsuit Filed Against Alexandria City Public Schools by New Phone Anti-Discrimination Union

Byron Libresco, Staffer • October 7, 2025

Alexandrian Phone Posse for no Segregation (APPS), a new anti-discrimination union run by phones, just launched a large-scale lawsuit against the Youngkin Administration for “intolerable bigotry by the...

Environmental Science Students Stung, Causes National Economy Collapse

Lillian Coulby and Rozalia Finkelstein • September 12, 2025

The first week of school took a turn for the worse on Wednesday, August 20 when Patricia Evertson's AP Environmental Science class was brutally attacked by yellowjackets during an outdoor biodiversity...

School Bathrooms Locked: Students And Teachers Struggle For Access

April 1, 2023

Students scavenge the school for an open bathroom while pregnant teacher reasons with security guards to use bathroom.

Spotlight on the Starve and Forget Coalition

October 27, 2022

As the second quarter begins, changes to the schedule are still on their way. A new proposal has been given to the School Board by a passionate group of students who believe that the best way to support students is to provide them with a 74-minute block to do what is essential— starve and forget.

Opinion: BrainPOP Should be Popped Out of Existence

May 3, 2022

I am appealing to fellow scholars and educators of our esteemed Alexandria City High School about a matter of the utmost importance facing our students today. Last Friday, I attempted to access YouTube on my school-issued Chromebook during Lunch and Learn to study a concept for a test. I then realized that YouTube is restricted.

I Was a Lifelong Extroverted Student. Then They Made Me Do Kagan.

March 2, 2022

If there’s one thing my The Beet peers will tell you about me, it’s that I am pretty quiet. In the words of The Beet editor Samuel Wolffied, I am “as quiet as B311 during Lunch and Learn since they restricted Spotify.” However, historically speaking, that has not always been the case. So, what went wrong, exactly?