As Quarter 1 of the 2025-2026 school year officially ended, many ACHS students noticed strange occurrences across both campuses. From resonance fluctuations to the appearance of mysterious eggs, it’s clear there’s something afoot at ACHS.
In light of all these events, the enigmatic “achs.thelie” account on Instagram began documenting these occurrences and exposing those responsible.
THE LIE alludes to extraterrestrial Centurions as responsible and shrouded their identity in mystery until now to protect themselves from the deep-running conspiracy.
This is the transcript of a secure audio transmission from Theogony headquarters to the MOON€ satellite base, where MOON€ agents agreed to answer the questions of Theogony investigative reporters.
Q: Could you guys state your names and who you represent for the record?
Zeep: My name is Zeep, and I represent MOON€.
Zorp: My name is Zorp, and I represent the Martian leadership.
Q: Could you explain more about what MOON€ is?
Zeep: MOON€ is an intergalactic company. I am the CEO of the company, and Zorp is my co-CEO. We found interference from Centurians going into ACHS and we’ve been doing research with our other agents, and we found many occurrences throughout the year that have been linked to the Centurians.
Q: Is there any reason why ACHS may be targeted by the Centurians?
Zorp: It’s located on the site of an ancient agarthan castle. There have been giants buried beneath the soil, which makes a prime environment for arcturian starseeds to grow.
Q: Can you tell us more about the “object” found in the bathroom and then the egg found in the hallways at Minnie Howard?
Zeep: Mostly, what we know about this centurian unknown object is that it appeared in one of the Minnie Howard restrooms. We haven’t found a link between these two, but we know it came from the centurians because of the underground traffic system under Minnie Howard.
Q: You’ve mentioned Charlie Kirk reappearing multiple times around ACHS and the two campuses. Could you explain: are students seeing ghosts or clones or shapeshifters? How does this relate to the Centurians?
Zorp: Approximately 3000 years ago, [REDACTED] and Charlie Kirk went on an expedition to discover the star seeds beneath the site where the school currently rests. In that area, a gate to Agartha was created due to the energy vortexes, so Charlie Kirk was able to journey back for a short period of time back to earth by going through this gate, and he is currently in Aagartha. So he can only be here for a few minutes at a time, when energy vortexes are strong enough. He went to the concert, and he’s just been going around.
Q: If that’s all the same Charlie Kirk, what do you think happened when he got shot?
Zorp: (Unintelligible due to centurian interference.)
Q: (In reference to white board) What is the significance of the King Street Gym?
Zeep: As we know, hurricane Melissa passed through Jamaica. This was a direct result of centurian interference from the passageways under the gym. They created a particle accelerator, which imbued the hurricane with energy, and sent it throughout Jamaica. The reason they did this was because we do have many agents located there.
Q: Does this mean the Centurians are currently active underneath ACHS?
Zeep: Yes, unfortunately they are still active. We have found centurians, and we have located the egg as well. We have hatched the centurian egg, and we seek to learn more about how their brains work and why they create these systems under schools.
Zorp: There really is no reason. They’re just evil.
Q: What else can you tell me about what your organization has going on in Jamaica? How does your operation relate to the hurricane you mentioned and posted about?
Zeep: Well, there are lots of star seeds located in Jamaica, as well as under the newly constructed Minnie Howard sports facility. As arcturians, we thrive on centurian star seeds. Collecting these and mining these are crucial for our operations, which is why we have so many agents and numerous facilities located in Jamaica.
Q: Can you explain more about what happened in the October 31st football incident mentioned on the graph and on your instagram post?
Zorp: I was stationed in the student section in order to protect students from any aggressive behavior from the centurians. If you’ve seen my first hand video footage, I’m sure you’ll see that there were unfortunately multiple tragic incidents.
Q: I’m looking here at your whiteboard. Were the Centurians responsible for the UFO attack?
Zeep: Yeah, we think they were. They came all the way to this field from Venus to attack any agents and bystanders here. Thankfully Zorp was there, and he protected the students. They sent out all of their weaponries and flying objects to injure anybody there.
Zorp: Unfortunately, some marching band members got vaporized
Zeep: We did do a satellite thermal analysis of the Minnie Howard sports facility, and we did find the presence of centurians on the field. This was one of our first major breakthroughs, and we discovered all these connected underground pathways. This led us to also find its connection to the unknown object, and we could clearly see that there were centurians under the ground.
Q: Could you explain the significance of Frank Ocean, Sabrina Carpenter, and Beabadoobie? Are they Centurians? Do they work for you guys?.
Zorp: Sabrina Carpenter used to be an ally of our cause, but unfortunately she was replaced by a chameliod like Charlie Kirk. Unfortunately, she cannot be trusted anymore.
Q: Can you tell me more about Frank Ocean, the Chief Vibration Engineer of the Intergalactic MOON€ base? You made an instagram post about him and we’d love to learn more about him.
Zeep: He was the chief engineer of the mine in Jamaica, and he exposed the macro interferences from the centurians, and the ones we found were put to trial. That was a major revolution that MOON€ had.
Q: How do the campus administrators fit into all of this?
Zorp: The hurricane was sent in response to [REDACTED] work to fight centurians.
Q: So he’s on our side?
Zorp: He’s on his own side, and he sometimes ends up helping us.
Q: What about the others that were engaged in the alleged “Minnie Howard backdoor negotiations?”
Zorp: The centurions promised them wealth, knowledge, eternal life, all sorts of things in exchange for students’ energy. They accepted this deal.
Q: All right, well, it looks like the time for the meeting is running down. Is there any other information you’d like to give out to the students or the truth seekers at ACHS?
Zeep: We do love anonymous messages of sightings of any centurion interference. It is very helpful for our Instagram page so we do appreciate that.
Q: Is there anything else you’d like to include, Zorp?
Zorp: Stay close to your friends, and never trust-
(transmission ends)
