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Annotated photo of the increasing number of Peregrine falcons in the King Street cafeteria.

Birds of Prey Seen in Cafeteria

Miles Quini, Staff Writer April 1, 2026

On Wednesday, April 1, students with A lunch at the King Street campus were greeted by the screeches of a Peregrine falcon. One of many birds of prey native to Virginia, this falcon began picking up shorter...

A Yeti terrorizes helpless students at the King Street Campus.

ACPS Announces New Weather Protocols

Max Carpenter April 1, 2026

On Wednesday, April 1, Alexandria City Public Schools Superintendent Melanie Kay-Wyatt announced that the school district has revised its policy covering inclement weather decisions and communications....

Graphic by Russell Gibbs

Theogony Offcially Replaces all Staff With AI

Russell Gibbs, Staff writer March 27, 2026

Alexandria City High School’s very own newspaper Theogony has been actively working throughout the years to spread the issues, accomplishments and inner workings of our school environment. However, Theogony’s...

The battle of Fulsum Puntot, or "Fools' Point." / Image in public domain

History of April Fools

Srsfst Aumith, Staff Writer April 1, 2025

April Fools’ Day is an important holiday that has been celebrated on April 1 ever since the time of the Romans. The day was named after one of the most respected senators in Rome: Johannes Corydon Stultus,...

Nettspend performing at the Filmore in Silver Spring Maryland.

Nettspend Performing at Prom

S. Pend Nets, Staff Writer April 1, 2025

Up and coming rapper Nettspend is set to perform at Alexandria City High School's prom this year. The hype around his name has been building for a few years now, and he’s coming back to Virginia to show...

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