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Vampires Overtake School, Administration Unphased

Savanah Shadow, Editor • April 1, 2025

[BREAKING] On Tuesday, April 1, Alexandria City High School fell into disarray after a swarm of vampires invaded the King Street campus. Officials are still unsure how and why the takeover occurred, though...

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Ermila Mazariegos, Editor • April 19, 2024

To Possum Or Not To Possum

April 1, 2023

We’ve all experienced that moment when you just want to sink into the ground or turn invisible, whether it be from fear or embarrassment. Opossums have the solution for you… playing possum. To play possum means to play dead-as you may have guessed the phrase is derived from the actions of the opossum.

New Schedule, New Curriculum for PRIDE Time in Fourth Quarter

April 1, 2023

The start of the fourth quarter has brought along with it a slightly changed class schedule: instead of having the Titan PRIDE (Positive attitude, Responsibility, Integrity, Determination and Excellence) block with 3R and 4B teachers, ACHS students will instead spend this extra thirty minutes with their 1R and 2B teachers before switching to lunch or their next classes. Additionally, the PRIDE lessons have been replaced with activities from an entirely new curriculum.

Dr. Melon Cee-Howatt Leaves Her Mark on ACHS

April 1, 2023

On March 31, 2023, Superintendent Dr. Melon Cee-Howatt pulled up to ACHS for the first time ever! To many, it came as a shock to see Cee-Howatt step foot in the school. Up until today, Cee-Howatt ever visiting ACHS seemed to be an urban legend created by her senior leadership team. Although the visit was unplanned, students and administrators had a lot to say about the encounter.

Titans’ Favorite April Fools’ Day Memories

April 1, 2023

ACHS students share their favorite April Fools' Day memories.

Horoscopes for April Fools’

April 1, 2023

The only thing better than a normal horoscope is an especially silly horoscope in honor of April Fools' Day!

Parentsquare: Parents’ Favorite App Since the Invention of Twitter

April 1, 2023

Parents are going crazy for the Parentsquare app, which launched for ACPS users in August to stimulate communications between school administrators and parents. The app’s accessibility and fun features are what make the app a pillar of ACPS culture, parents say.

The Man, The Myth, The Legend

April 1, 2023

Recently, the ACHS King Street Instagram and Twitter pages (otherwise known as @alexcitytitans) have exploded with new content. Students, staff and faculty have been dying to know who has taken control of the accounts. Most believe it is International Academy teacher Gabriel Elias, but Theogony sat down with the real man behind the screen, Elon Musk.

School Bathrooms Locked: Students And Teachers Struggle For Access

April 1, 2023

Students scavenge the school for an open bathroom while pregnant teacher reasons with security guards to use bathroom.

Exclusive: Theogony Speaks to George Santos

April 1, 2023

In an exclusive interview, Theogony spoke to George Santos, the controversial Republican House Representative from New York.

The REAL Truth About Zodiacs

April 1, 2022

The four elements consisting of air, fire, water, and earth, can be chaotic, fun, or even the most loving person you know. However, below is what makes zodiac signs their unique person. Here’s a way to get to know yourself, and your friends, better through this totally honest and quick guide.