In an exclusive interview, Theogony spoke to George Santos, the controversial Republican House Representative from New York. 

Andres Huenneke

Staff Writer

Andres Huenneke: What is your name?

George Santos: Today it could be George Santos; who knows what tomorrow could bring? The boundaries are limitless. In this world you can be whatever you want, so why can’t I be George Santos today and Rupaul tomorrow? 

AH: Okay. Will you be seeking a higher office anytime soon? 

GS: I may seek the presidency next year or the year after; who knows? Most candidates don’t have the repertoire that I have, so I feel that I have this competition in the bag! Did John Kasich win his college’s volleyball championship? Did Bernie Sanders ever work for Goldman Sachs? Ha! That’s what I thought!

AH: What about allegations against you for not telling the truth?

GS: What allegations? Everything that I have said is as real as the Burberry scarf that I wore to Stop the Steal. It is MY scarf and not anyone else’s, despite what the general public says. They just want the scarf for themselves.

AH: Okay? I guess that works. If you run for higher office, who would be your vice president?

GS: I don’t need a vice president. I am my own vice president. All of the funds for my campaign I have made for myself through all of my separate companies. 

AH: Okay, last question. What is your alma mater?

GS: No comment. 

AH: This is all the time we have right now. Thank you, Mr. Santos.

GS: That’s Future President Santos to you!

Featured image courtesy of the National Bobblehead Hall of Fame and Museum