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Max Carpenter, Satire Editor

Max Carpenter is the satire and opinion editor for Theogony 2025-26. He loves politics, both local and national, and is the self proclaimed “best satire editor to ever grace the front page of Theogony.”

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Op-Ed: Independent Political Organizing in a Suffocating System

Max Carpenter, Editor
April 28, 2026

ACPS Announces New Weather Protocols

Max Carpenter
April 1, 2026

Mayor Gaskins Highlights “Unspoken Heroes” in Black History Month Forum Event

Max Carpenter, Editor
February 11, 2026

U.S. Imperialism Needs To Get Out Of Venezuela

Max Carpenter, Editor
January 16, 2026

America Needs To Keep Its Hands Off Venezuela

Max Carpenter, Editor
December 17, 2025

Security Investigating Tainted Christmas Cookies Brought Into School

Max Carpenter, Editor
December 9, 2025

[Photo] From Spanberger to Mamdani: Inside the Democratic Divide

Darwin Salazar, Guest Writer
November 9, 2025

Thegony’s Guide to New Clubs at ACHS

Max Carpenter, Editor
September 24, 2025

Report From the First Mayoral Youth Forum

Max Carpenter, Editor
April 22, 2025

Playboi Carti Drops 3-Hour Experimental Spoken-Word Album

Max Carpenter, Editor
March 12, 2025

DMV Rappers Don’t Play: A Review of ‘GetEm’ by SlimeGetEm

Max Carpenter, Satire Editor
March 6, 2025

Phoning It In

Max Carpenter, Editor
January 3, 2025

“You can make change,” says Mayor Alyia Gaskins

Max Carpenter and Maxwell Jones-Lachance
December 2, 2024

Angry Children Rally With Lightsabers and NERF Guns Outside of V.P. Pick JD Vance’s House

Max Carpenter and Leo Maucieri
September 11, 2024

Local Candidates Come to ACHS for PTA Meet and Greet

Max Carpenter, Staff Writer
June 5, 2024

Childish Gambino: A Discography Review

Max Carpenter, Staff Writer
May 23, 2024

Candidate Scramble: Who Would You Vote For?

Max Carpenter, Staff Writer
April 9, 2024

Homophobia in ACPS: It’s Worse Than You Think

Max Carpenter and Rozalia Finkelstein
February 12, 2024

Ding-Dong the Witch is Dead: Henry Kissinger Deceased at 100

Max Carpenter, Staff Writer
January 31, 2024

Photos From the 3rd Annual Java Jive

Max Carpenter, Staff Writer
December 8, 2023

Photos: Palestine Walkout

Max Carpenter, Staff Writer
November 16, 2023

The Bigger Problem Behind Noah Lyles’s Bold Statement

Max Carpenter, Staff Writer
October 23, 2023

Revisiting S.E.A.L. Lessons: Help or Hassle?

Max Carpenter, Staff Writer
October 23, 2023

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